No, I haven't really found my purpose yet, but man do I feel alive!

So I went mountain biking yesterday and got scratched/bitten by something. Then I woke up today and my arm appeared to have grown a second elbow...

After one full year of amateur head shaves, I was finally enlightened to the way of the pros today.

Mole or Birthmark on Scalp
Our hermit would predict that this man is patient, tough, cool, loyal, honest, prudent, and careful. He will achieve success in his profession around the age of 47 years. His name will be recognized and well-known due to his success and hard work since his early years. He cares about his pride, fame and family recognition and he will be very happy during his retirement years. His fortunate wife is from a family of high status, either from wealth or intellectual attainment.

http://kamranmian.blogspot.com/2006/06/meaning-of-moles-on-your-body.html

really...?